We’ve come a long way, baby?

Virgin Threads offers the “To Love and To Honor iPod Case” to dress up your iPod to look like a romance novel. The teaser on the cover says: “A beautiful young heiress and a mysterious stranger really give a town something to talk about!”

Because nothing is more interesting to an entire town than an heiress’ sexual awakening. We’ve come a long way, baby. (Or have we?”)

The case is coyly priced at $69. Ahem. I think this cover is of a book by Emilie Loring, and now I’m intrigued. I’ll have to find out who she was.

I actually wouldn’t mind the “Scavengers in Space” version.