Thirteen Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
(#5)

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s a nice spread!.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
9. Don’t play with your meat.
10. Just spread those legs open and I’ll stuff it in.
11. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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Hmmm…now where in the world did you get that list from? LOL! Have a great Thanksgiving!!!!
Comment by Leslie — November 22, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
ha! wonder how those would go over with my grandma?
Comment by geek-betty — November 22, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
Too funny! Thanks for sharing. I’ll have to shoot for humour next week.
Comment by MomOnTheGo — November 22, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
happy tt and i hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving full of blessings and good food!
Comment by jayedee — November 22, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
ROLF I loved it. happy Thanksgiving.
Aline
Comment by Aline de Chevigny — November 22, 2007 @ 3:14 pm
Those are hilarious! Have a wonderful holiday!
Comment by Damozel — November 22, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
What a great take on the list for Thanksgiving!
Comment by Karen — November 22, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
Nice list. Of course, I’m a closet pervert.
Comment by Tina Kubala — November 22, 2007 @ 5:24 pm
LOL!
Happy Thanksgiving and TT
Comment by Linda R. Moore — November 22, 2007 @ 5:37 pm